EVIL WEASEL

CHIEF WEASEL

IT'S GOOD TO BE AN EVIL WEASEL,
'CAUSE A WEASEL'S MEAN AND TOUGH.
IF YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED,
YOU'RE REALLY LUMBERED,
AND THAT'S WHEN THINGS GET ROUGH!

STOATS

AND WE ARE THE STOATS
WHO'LL BE FEELING OUR OATS
WHEN THEY SHOW YOU SOME STUFF
THAT IS ROUGH!

CHIEF WEASEL

IT'S GOOD TO BE ...

STOATS

GOOD TO BE!

CHIEF WEASEL

AN EVIL WEASEL ...

STOATS

EVIL WEASEL!

CHIEF WEASEL

'CAUSE A WEASEL'S REALLY ACE!
IF YOU CARE TO DIFFER,
WE'LL HIT YOU WITH A
KNUCKLE SANDWICH IN THE FACE!

STOATS

AND WE ARE THE STOATS
WHO'LL BE HOLDING THEIR COATS
WHEN THEY FETCH YOU A FIST
IN THE FACE!

WEASEL ONE

WE'VE GOT A NEW CHIEF
THAT'S MEANER THAN MEAN!
RABBIT ON TOAST
IS HIS FAVORITE CUISINE.

WEASEL TWO

BADGERS AND BEARS –
HE EATS 'EM FOR SNACKS.

STOATS

WHY, JUST HIS WEASEL
SNEEZE'LL
FREEZE A LION IN HIS TRACKS!

CHIEF WEASEL & WEASELS

IT'S GOOD TO BE AN EVIL WEASEL
AND KINGS OF THE UNDERGROWTH, TOO.
WE'RE THE MAFIA.

RABBITS

(Sotto voce)

CHIEF WEASEL

Nothin'. What's the Mafia with you?

(The WEASELS chase the RABBITS into the woods.)