I'D BE ATTRACTED
(conclusion)


The CHIEF WEASEL has designs on MOLE and the CHIEF STOAT has shown an interest in RATTY. So RAT and MOLE explore what it is about them that attracts such attention.

RAT

I'D LIKE YOUR AFFABILITY.

MOLE

YOUR LAUGHABILITY!

RAT & MOLE

YOUR SAVOIR FAIRE!

RAT

AND YOUR RELIABILITY,

MOLE

YOUR VERSIFIABILITY!

RAT & MOLE

IT'S BEYOND COMPARE!

YOU HAVE AN ESSENCE OF EFFERVESCENCE
THAT'S GREAT TO SEE!
I'D BE ATTRACTED

RAT

IF I WERE HE!

MOLE

IF I WERE SHE!

YOUR SENSE OF FASHION,

RAT

YOUR WINSOME LOOKS.

RAT & MOLE

WE'D FEEL A PASSION...

MOLE

BUT YOURS IS BOATS,

RAT

AND YOURS BOOKS!

I'D PRAISE YOUR PRACTICALITY,

MOLE

YOUR THEATRICALITY!

RAT & MOLE

AREN'T WE A TEAM!

RAT

AND YOUR PURSUABILITY

MOLE

YOUR CANOEABILITY!

RAT & MOLE

WE'RE A LIVING DREAM!
AND WHEN I'D MEASURE
THE PLEASURE
THAT SAYS YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME,

RAT

I'D BE...
Attracted

MOLE

Impacted

RAT

Refracted

MOLE

IF I WERE SHE!

RAT

IF I WERE HE!

MOLE

BUT I'M JUST
Guessin'

RAT

Assessin'

MOLE

Digressin'

RAT

'CAUSE I'M NOT HE.

MOLE

And I'm not she.

RAT

No, you're not she.

MOLE

And you're not he.

RAT & MOLE

We're just … we!

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